Are you terrible human?
Jem. 20. Includes various art, textposts, and things that interest me. Some nsfw. Some Spoilers. Many crocogators.
I am Terrible Human
because they don't follow john green on tumblr or watch his dumbass youtube vids so they're learning about the cigarette thing now. and they didn't read the book, those lucky bastards

I used to be a huge john green fan and his youtube videos helped me get hooked on the internet. When i discovered feminism i looked back at those books and realized there were some really iffy stuff about their female characters. Even when i first read them i was kinda surprised such a self insert book won any awards and became “best seller” or whatever.

Honestly, John green is very problematic but he does use his fame to help charities and raise awareness about some issues. Eh. whatever. i’ll still watch his videos and stuff but i take his “nerdfighter is a community” thing with a grain of salt :/

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tags → #Anonymous 

This putting the cigarette in the mouth without smoking it thing is literally the first thing that john green released about the fault in our stars why are all yall just now realizing how dumb and pretentious it is.

tags → #lich things 

ok but imagine a king midas like story but reallllly fucking gorey

like, the gold curse only works on the layer that he’s touching, hes not actually turning things to gold, hes just gilding them. So he can still eat and stuff, just things with skins though.

And like if he touches his daughter or someone and he remembers that it only gilds, not turning to solid gold, so he tries to peel back the gold and hes just flaying her and all her guts come out.

Or if hes in a fight with someone and he keeps touching them, wrestling with them and he keeps pulling off more and more of their skin and other tissue.




Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

you know you’ve fucked up when Twilight does something better than you

((OMG. but really Rats are awesome pets I has a few and they normally need a friend unless you plan on playing with them a lot…))

honestly i am a terrible terrible pet keeper and should not be allowed anything

but if Buttcake needed a friend i would name them boobstew

if i ever got a pet rat i would name it buttcake and i would have to be verry verry carefull not to sit on them or else i would be doomed by irony

tags → #yessssssssss 
moses: let my people go
pharaoh: man what is WITH these sjws
tags → #omfg 

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

out of all the words they could graffiti this is what they chose

s̗̣̟̫̠͛ͬ́̉͠ͅĕ̞̤̓͗͛̿̕l̗͎̙͎̼̅f͕̮̱̠̙̘̥̈́͊͗̽ͣ ̻̯̜̹p̨̰͍͓̐̏̏̍ȍ̜̔͠r̟̀̒̌̓̉̈ͯ͜t̙̟̮̤ͅr͈̻̲̝̝ͨ̓̏̋̍ͤ̃͟a̡̫̩̤̦͓̣̬̾̌̈̀̐ͨi͉̖̘͖̲̓̔̊̔̇͊͆ͅt̸̃̄ͪ̿̌̚
tags → #lich things 
Artist: Kanye West
Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Plays: 100,143
tags → #got spoilers